"The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured coziness."
-P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters

The Purpose of the Society

The purpose of the Society is for the ladies to be able to have a nice get together once a month or so without the aggravation of the hostess having to do the serving and clean up. To this end, it was decided that a corps of well trained "tea boys" should be enrolled. Additional skills of the tea boys such as massage, facials, pedicures, manicures, etc. were considered a plus. This ensures and afternoon of pampering and luxury for the ladies, which they richly deserve.

The tea boys*, of course, will be completely discreet, unobtrusive, and skilled in waiting on the ladies. A boy who draws attention to himself will be ejected. A boy who makes advances to any of the ladies will be ejected. And of course, boys will be ejected for poor service. The ideal tea boy is skilled, quiet, totally respectful and keeps his mind on his duties.

The Society's purpose is NOT for ladies and boys to meet, but purely for the pleasure of the ladies. Some of the ladies may be lesbian, some may be submissive, and some may be vanilla. This is immaterial to the purpose of the Society which is to give the ladies a pleasant, pampered afternoon. The ladies all enjoy each other's company. While it is possible that a lady may take an interest in a boy, there is no expectation that this will happen. Many of the ladies are suited with their current boys; some are not involved in the lifestyle, and some are of an orientation that makes interest in a boy unlikely in the extreme. Boys who serve the Society, CAN however, put it on their resume when seeking a Mistress, and therefore have a reference. There is also the cachet of having SOME training in pleasing ladies. After all, the Dominant ladies in the Society are the ladies usually involved in the labor of selecting and TRAINING these boys. And these ladies will understand the likes and dislikes of other dominant ladies.

We now ask all tea servers to pay $40 toward the costs of training. We are asking for all the ladies to contribute $10 to the hostess of each tea they attend.  We think this is a reasonable and affordable amount.

*And occasional girls.

"Women gather and socialize as they might anywhere. The only difference is males are subservient and naked providing service to the guests according to strict protocol and in a rigidly defined structure."

Jorge (teaserver)

Things We Are NOT

A Dating Service.
A resource for finding professional dominants.
A place to find a situation as a houseboy.
A place to find a woman who will help you cheat on your wife.
A place to find sexual partners.
A place to indulge YOUR fetishes.
A place to help you get in touch with dommes all over the world.
A place to indulge YOUR prejudices about what a woman should look like/act like/do/or be.
A place to find erotic pen pals.
A place to get a spanking.
A place to fulfill YOUR fantasies.
A place where your trying to attract attention is going to be tolerated.  
A place where you can get by on looks and no work.
We are also not desperate to have you join.  If you don't want to play by our rules, find another playground.

Ladies in Northern California are welcome to apply for membership in our society Your orientation is not an issue, nor is your involvement in D/s important. Just a congenial personality and in interest in joining our group.  (We are only open to genetic/transsexual ladies, or those tvs who seriously identify as ladies. This means TVs are welcome if they LIVE as ladies all the time. This is a female supremacist group.)  Please tell us a bit about yourself and why you'd like to join the group. Send E-Mail to Lady Strega at twistedteas.org

Potential tea servers are invited to reply after reading this page.

E-Mail to Lady Strega at twistedteas.org